- it's not really a company, it's just a name.


Latest Gossip! - Back Already!

Re-Opening sooner than announced: TONIGHT!

(Also Saturday and Sunday.)

With what looks like a repeating pattern, hope has returned to Hope Street.


  of Wolverhampton have unfolded the towel and have removed it from the drawer ready for mid May. Half a month to go.

Torture Garden - All Change

Both Italy and New York have been cancelled - and have been replaced with Pearl Necklaces: May 21/22nd.

Industrial Dance

And another appearance by Cyanide Vice in possibly her best outfit yet. And only 18 hours ago - damn, I'm good to you:

Wow! Another new one (48 hours old) from Wendy:

And another Cirwana collabaration, this time with Cyanide Vice:

Conversley, here's Cyanide Vice with Cirwana:

Cirwana has a cheeky moment just before the 5 minute mark. Theres also a two hour live stream of Wendy and Cyanide. Not two hours of actual live dance, I'm guessing.

Must be about time for Maar Floops to do something. Oh, we're in luck:

I'll end with another Wendy Ailan collabaration, this one with Cyanide Vice:

Petition: Don't Criminalise Paying for Sex

As reported by the ISMS. But you'll have to scroll down to mid-January to find this bit.

Essentially it's touted as a legal move to protect women - by making them into criminals. A system already found not to work elsewhere around the world. How predictable was that?

Herrin Ariadne

. . . of No Way Out has podcasts available. (N.B. may be in German.) She also does custom podcasts - presumably English is an option. Or you could have used lockdown as an opportunity to learn German.

Miss Kim

 is still running daily Mistress Workshops on-line, and has some specials coming up.

Boris Johnson

 . . . is deploying the arse-crack Covid test.


Google are pulling out the stops to 'show small UK businesses some love'. Well, stopping short of paying tax, of course. That might actually support local buisnesses. Local tax, for local people! Feel free to pass this on to Google. And Amazon, come to that.

I see (hear?) another song infected by the toxic bite of advertising: Sweet Child of Mine being broadcast in a watery-warbling form. Can't remember what for - way to go, advertisers.

And that bloody Lloyds Bank commercial is back. At least the Seat version of Batwoman? Wow, did

To be known as 'The Battle of The C's? And it's obvious who the C's are here.

Goings & Comings

Some musings on 2019 and 2020. That last one is on a bit of a short ration.


'Toyah at Home' - broadcast on Saturday mornings at 11am. (The other week she said “I'm not gay - I'm married”. Priceless. Then she rhapsodised about her honey-hive!) And Sunday Lunchtimes, at lunchtime on Sunday.

Here's her performance of Ace of Maids?

Toyah briefly resumed touring early in 2020, before everything closed down.

Many dates, especially the Electric Ladies dates (which co-star Hazel O'Connor), are now re-scheduled from mid May this year. But you'll have to wait a month for her Up Close and Personal show. Here's a snippet of her Rubber Revalations.

Maybe you saw her getting a rough deal in Quatermass on Talking Pictures TV?