Rubberslave is a 46 year old rubber fetishist with a fondness for pirates, and a collection of unpopular music. Or should that be "is unpopular, with a collection of pirate music"?

Rubberslave has been a submissive masochist but these days does pointless things instead.

Rubberslave spends a lot of time updating websites for friends . . . so this one gets neglected!

Rubberslave really doesn't have time to do this site justice.

Rubberslave has read that an About Me page "drives traffic to your site" . . . and believes it?

Rubberslave has never thought himself to be that interesting.

Rubberslave has Mistress Sidonia von Bork's mobile number. But won't publish it.